
That's it on the left, looks pretty classy eh? It looks refined, stately. Dare I say it looks decidedly old money in the middle of noveau riche Camps Bay. Any minute you expect a dude with a monocle to come sauntering out in a tweed jacket saying things like 'Pip pip cheerio' and 'Good help are so hard to find these days'.
And then I came across this picture:

Now unless my eyes are deceiving me in my old age, that is a stripper pole mounted on a fully mirrored base, conveniently placed in front of another massive mirror...
What the Frikkadel!?!?
Here's a tip to any potential buyers: take a portable UV lamp with you when you check out the place because it suddenly doesn't seem so classy anymore...