Showing posts with label house price south africa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label house price south africa. Show all posts

03 March 2011

Dear Agents: Please Try Harder - Show Houses

Reader KS writes:
Agents want to know why things aren't selling? Perhaps they should look at the effort they put into show houses. Supposedly it's the best way to sell a house but of the 4 show houses I went to on Sunday, 3 were staffed by house "sitters" who had no knowledge about the place. This was a typical conversation:

Me: How many metres under the roof
Sitter: Shoo... not sure... going to have to ask the agent cos he said the pamphlet was wrong...
Me: When was the kitchen renovated?
Sitter: Ja I don't know...
Me: How long has this been on the market?
Sitter: Can't say..
Me: Is there plumbing for a downstairs bathroom?
Sitter: *silence*

Agents, if you want to sell, then get off your asses and start sitting in show houses or at least put knowledgeable people in there not brain dead idiots. I don't have the time to come back during the week just to get answers. To quote Glengarryglenross: First prize is a cadillac, second prize is a set of steak knives, third prize is you're fired.
KS sent me a link to where that quote is from. Estate Agents should be watching it every day to pump themselves up.

07 February 2011

Brooklyn: The Palms - Specuvestors Hoooooo!

Palm Springs is a newish development that was unfortunately built in Brooklyn. There are 354 units and of those 146 belong to a Trust, CC or (Pty) Ltd. Can you say 'specuvestor heaven'?

Reader JT writes:
Bought a unit here in 2008 to let it sleep for a few years for about R 450 000

Initial levy payable to Permanent Trust has now been increased by 50% from R 300 to R 502.

Reason for this is that they never accounted for the behaviour of the low budget/illegal immigrant/5 people in a single room scenario – not to mention the gym equipment being vandalised and communal areas falling apart.

I currently let my unit out for R 3200 a month

It was a bad choice as an investment – time will tell if it works out


So bought for R450 00 and currently reanting for R3 200 gross, with levies includes it's R2 700/month net.



If you bought it for cash you're earning 7% return. If you didn't put at least R150 000 down (that's a 33% deposit) you're losing money and judging by the way the levies are going up, will continue to lose money for a while.

However there seems to be a slight problem with the rates accounts. JT continues:

Turns out the developer never properly registered the units in individuals names – so the R 4000 in rates that I paid up to Feb last year to what I was told was my account is now frozen and I have to prove that I paid it.

I apparently have a new account that is in debt to the tune of R 4500 – but I have still to receive a rates statement.


Just a little legal note, if rates are not up to date the council will not issue a rates clearance certificate and no sale can proceed. If you need to sell you're going to have to get the bottom of that rates story.

31 January 2011

Vredehoek: Not Selling? Time To Raise The Price!

Reader KS writes:
This apartment has been on the market for at least a year at R1495000. Now it's asking price is R1535000. I guess when things aren't selling the logical plan of action is to raise the price R40 Gs.

Me thinks someone is trying to recoup some bond payments...

29 January 2011

Saturday Open Thread - Other Cities

It's the Saturday open thread. This week's topic: What's happening in other cities? We're CT focused but if you're a reader in Jozi/Durbs/Bloom/PE let us know what's up!

28 January 2011

Dear Agents: Please Try Harder - Woodstock

Modern Townhouse - Brand New

And from the ad:
BRAND NEW! Never been on the market.

Maybe it's never been on the market before because it hasn't been completed yet!