Badly Worded Ads

Here's this week's winner of the badly worded ad of the month award (emphasis mine):

Seperate kitchen & bathroom. Balcony with views over Long str, Harbour and Signal Hill. Double BICs & linen cupboard, dark wood lamanated floors, newly painted etc etc.Building newly renovated,security & not as dodgy as everyone seems to think! Cars are safe on the street as lots of movement 24hours with OrangeKloof Security & CPT Police doing the rounds!

I promise the crimes not bad! The police are everywhere!