My Eyes!

Here's a listing in Oranjezicht for a tidy R7 000 000. It's got 5 beds, 4 bathrooms and the outside looks quite nice.



But yikes it's obvious no one's lived in it for a while because whoever did the 'staging' (I cry for the real estate industry when they have to do things like this) should be taken out back and beaten. I've seen hospitals with more warmth:





Brrrrr.... I'm cold just looking at it.